If I had a dime for every word ever uttered in my ear,
you know the kind every girl loves to hear...

If I had a penny for every promise that was never kept,
for the long endless night that I never even slept...

If I had a nickel for every hope that you would change,
that somehow you and your ways would rearrange...

If I got all of that money... then I would've been able to buy
a camera for that look on your face when I finally said good-bye!